NOW UPGRADED

The 8-Core
Burner Workstation.

Stop waiting for npm install. Rent a datacenter-grade workstation for 24 hours. Build, break, compile, and destroy.

Deploy Now (£5) NO SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED
CPU AMD EPYC™ (8 vCPU Dedicated)
MEM 32 GB ECC RAM
DSK 240 GB NVMe
NET 10 Gbit/s Interface

Unconstrained Performance.

Stop throttling your productivity. We provide the dedicated silicon and hardened kernel you need to build faster.

8 Dedicated Cores

We use high-performance AMD EPYC™ processors. With 8 physical cores pinned to your VM, you get consistent, full-throttle performance 24/7.

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32GB ECC RAM

Run Visual Studio, Chrome tabs, and a local DB simultaneously without swapping to disk. ECC memory ensures stability during long compute jobs.

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240GB NVMe

Storage anxiety is over. We provision a fast 240GB NVMe Datacenter Edition drive for every session. Unzip massive datasets without the I/O bottleneck.

Pre-loaded. Pre-hardened.

Installing Visual Studio takes 2 hours. We did it for you. Your rig boots with a curated "Golden Image" designed for immediate productivity.

  • Visual Studio 2022 (Community)
  • Visual Studio 2026 (Community)
  • VS Code + Common Extensions
  • Git, GitHub CLI
  • Python, Node.js, .NET 8 SDK
  • Chocolatey & Winget
  • Firefox & Chrome (Adblock Pre-installed)
Administrator: Windows PowerShell
PS C:\> winget list --name "Visual Studio"
Visual Studio Community 2022 [Installed]
PS C:\> node --version
v20.11.0
PS C:\> dotnet --version
8.0.101
PS C:\> _
NEW FEATURE

Flexible & Programmable

Need more time? Or a custom environment? We've got you covered.

Script It on Boot

Paste a script at checkout to clone your repo or install tools like Rust or Terraform automatically. Your environment is ready before you even log in.

Extend Your Stay

Need more than 24 hours? Click "Extend" in the dashboard to add another 24 hours for £5. Keep your session alive as long as you need.

Zero Commitment

Stop paying when you stop working. No monthly contracts or idle fees. Perfect for sprints, hackathons, or temporary heavy workloads.

Fortress Mode: Enabled

A "Burner" rig doesn't mean an insecure one. We apply aggressive security policies by default.

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Edge Firewall

Inbound traffic is blocked by default. Only your specific, randomized RDP port is allowed through the Hetzner edge firewall.

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Anti-Abuse Filter

Outbound SMTP (25), SMB (445), and Mining Ports are blocked at the network level to prevent malware propagation.

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Zero Telemetry

We surgically remove Copilot, Recall, and Windows Ad IDs. Your keystrokes and code never leave the machine.

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Guaranteed Destruction

At T-plus 24:00:00, the VM is terminated. The disk is deleted. The IP is released. No trace remains.

24 Hours. No Contracts. £5

Experience the freedom of a disposable supercomputer.